Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

George W. Bush

The current President of the United States.

The following are not definitions as much as they are rants of how much they hate George W. Bush.

Jeezie C

The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.

"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?" "No."

I roll like that

Another way to say "Just because" or a way to say that what you are talking about is how you act or something.

I threw a kitten into the dry-cleaner because it had brown spots on it. Yeah; I roll like that.

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano. 2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

iPod Nano

Synonymus to graham cracker.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!" "Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"