Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Balls

The things that make it so men can't sit like normal people.

"Ow dude, I sat down wrong and crushed my fucking balls."

by I want todos February 07, 2024

Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss

Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

by I want todos May 15, 2021

Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 08, 2021