A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
Acroynm: Mother Thucking Unts
When certain nationalised healthcare providers set an arbitary value for their Message Transfer Unit and: A. Doesn't tell anyone. B. Denies all Knowledge and C. Delays a project by blaming Local Infrastructure.
Those Feckin MTUs are gonna get what's coming to them
The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"