Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

by Iced Liberal July 07, 2020

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 23, 2020

Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020