Country Dictionary

Cummins

A fairly reliable engine provided you carry gallons of oil with you when your rear main seal blows out.

Dylan: Rotella is on sale !!! Zack : you bought another cummins didn't you ?

Luke Bryan

A modern day country singer. Better known as something that will give you ear cancer and a lower your IQ if exposed to for any amount of time.

Person 1 : Why is it that all Luke Bryan fans love lifted trucks, tattoos, and smelling like a pop can full of tobacco spit? Person 2 : Because people are sheeple.