Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

by IhaveHIV April 17, 2021

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

shussing

pissing shitting and cumming

I am shussing, bitch!

by IhaveHIV August 10, 2022

Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy

A saying used by 12-year olds to say "Hello, Japanese person"

"Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy" "Oh hi"

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021