A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot
He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome
David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"