A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sex position where a whale is on top of a monkey and he fucks the whale's buns while the monkey is on top of SpongeBob while he gets butt fucked by his SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Long story short, the monkey is in the middle.
Young Boy: ay what you be doing lately, monkey? Santos and Son's: yo last night I was given a Monkey In The Middle Young Boy: lmao this dude fuck sponges and whales get exposed
a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos
Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun. Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping