Country Dictionary

diseased

See Paris Hilton.

You see the new diseased video?
Yeah, what bitch picks up her phone in the middle of giving head?

PDeng

Professional Development for Engineers. See useless, utter failure, waste of time, or bukkake.

In 2005, PDeng has been offered to University of Waterloo students due to a low rate of suicide. Luckily, just 2 years after the program began, suicide rates have increased 57%.

Fidesz

An orgy consisting of 25 of more men. Typically held during a pandemic.

I can’t wait for Orban’s next fidesz. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after the last one.

half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.

"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.