A fork of Rural Dictionary
James Madison University: The Place Your Mom Wished Never Existed, the Place your dad wished he could have gone. Reasons For Going: 1. Free Beer. 2. Hottest Chicks (Thanks to Playboy) 3. Block Party 4. If you don't graduate in 4 years, its understandable, you're at JMU.
Prospective Students: You have found your dream. J MADDY IS FUCKING # 1.