A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Alternate spelling: go-tard An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable. A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now. Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go? You: Don't you need a parachute for this? Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.