A fork of Rural Dictionary
If someone says fuck you say "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you". Then the person will regret it and you would've made them embarrassed and then you have won life.
Hey you wanna here a pussy joke?
Sure
Nvm you wouldn't get it
Fuck You
Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?
*embarrassed*
Eskias is a gangster version of the name Isak. He is a very nice friend and he loves to be alma's "friend". He really likes to play minecraft hardcore and loves to watch Philza. Sidenote: his friend's name is Mika
A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.
Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.
The most loving couple ever. When you see an Alma and a Philip they are probably together. They always flirt with eachother and they do everything together. When alma isnt with Philip she thinks about him and when Philip isnt with Alma he thinks about her. They are the best couple now and will be forever <3.