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Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

1. (v.): The act of doing anything considered by his friends as stupid. Always followed by the phrase "it up"
2. (n.): badango: An insult given to someone who is intellectually void.
3. (adv.): badala-ringo-rango: A tag word added on at the end of the sentence to add emphasis on the stupidity of the situation.

1. You go and you badingo it up.
2. That a'way to badingo it up with the badango.
3. I can't believe he badingoed it up with the badango, badala-ringo-rango!

1. A fan of WWE's Christian
2. An individual who truly understands professional wrestling.

I am part of the Christian Coalition - I am Christian's peep.

Play in tecmo super bowl resembling a wide receiver reverse flea flicker.

You gotta run Big Aunt Bertha! That won't be expecting that shit!

1. Wide receiver for the Houston Oilers
2. The second most ridiculous wide receiver in tecmo super bowl

Fucking Dru Hill! He caught it with 4 guys on him. That's gotta be picked!

The sperm build up on a mans bush or penis.

that is some sick

Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

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