Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fucktacular

see fucklarious

what did i just fucking say

by Jebus December 10, 2002

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 03, 2003

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus December 30, 2004

Ugly

Your mom

Damn ugly ass mofo

by Jebus July 05, 2003

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 20, 2003

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003