A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual who is mentally sub-normal / retarded.
That guy in the rubber hat looks like a bit of a yom!
Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.
Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.
This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.
A penis which is wider than it is long.
Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.