Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

pusswad

A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.

Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.

by Jeff May 16, 2004

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 04, 2003

earth

A homeboy's mother.

This term is highly popular in rap music and indecipherable Ebonics. Sorry for being redundant.

Young City's ole' earf be stressin' like a muhfucka when he don't be smoothin' out da plastic on da couch, son.

by Jeff January 13, 2005

redneck

a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS!

WATCH TV! and look for your nearest trailer park tree house and might see some.

by jeff January 23, 2005

redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.

hank hill and con from king of the hill show

by jeff January 23, 2005