A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man who did Lincoln extra dirty
John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth? Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty
An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.
Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper. David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.
Joining a popular trend because you don't want to be an individual thinker
Dave: I love these fidget spinners , you can do tricks with them it's so cool! Johnny: Bandwagon!