Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 04, 2004

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Towzzer

Towzzer is a extremely annoying american.

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"

by John Smith August 12, 2004

dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.

...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Gornayto

1.To be sure of oneself even when wrong. To use others as if they were nothing but pawns, and to think one is of godly stature. 2.A wicked tasty burrito.

...J...O...E

George Bush sure is gornaytoe these days.

I sure love your Mom's Gornaytoe, but it sure makes me shit....just like joe

by John Smith April 07, 2005

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 22, 2003

Wang

A Pimp last name. The name is Pimpin. A guy i know is named Steven Wang. Stevem is a gay name. If it is put onto Wang, it means that person sucks donkey balls, and eats ball cheese from the prarie oysters of a young bull.

He is also a damn chinese fuck.

Steven Wang is a damn chinese fuck.

by John Smith March 09, 2005