Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

total recall

complete domination

He performed a total recall

by john smith October 09, 2003

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 23, 2005

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 13, 2003

Waherda

It's the way white people say "word" when they are making fun of black people. Most commonly found on the basketball court by white kids with head bands, arm bands, and finger bands with no left hand and glasses.

Waherda man, I saw that dawg be trippin' on da court when he be foulin' you my ni... I mean brotha!

by John Smith June 27, 2004

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 31, 2004