A fork of Rural Dictionary
authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.
Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..." Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..." Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..." Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"