Country Dictionary

Galvis

Verb. To screw something up. To botch. To half -ass a task, usually mechanical or detailed.

My brother installed his kitchen cabinet doors backwards and left out several screws. He totally galvised the job.

squip

Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool. I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.

I just took squip, and no, I already am having sex with someone, sorry.