Country Dictionary

piss-shit

A smell that resembles that of urine and feces mixed together.

"dude your room smells like piss-shit"

stinkass

Refer to funkhole.

"where is the stinkass coming from?"

funkhole

An orifice from which copious amounts of disturbing funk emanates.

Guy 1: So how was the lay with that girl last night?
Gut 2: Not that great, she had a real funkhole going on.

High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"