Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bob

1. n. A common name, also a nickname for a person with the name Robert. 2. adj. Used to discreetly tell a friend of a nearby exposed butt crack 3. n. Stereotypical name for a construction worker. 4. v. A sexual action where the top person bounces up and down on the bottom person. 5. v. The act of feltching. 6. n. The last bead on a string of anal beads 7. v. bobbing - To use nothing but your mouth to retrieve something out of the water.

1. "How have you been Bob?" 2. person 1 - "I think I see Bob!" person 2 - "EWWWW! Bob is hairy!" 3. Bob The Builder 4/5. person - "Man! He/she sure knows how to bob." 6. person - "Oops! I let the bob go in!" 7. Game - bobbing for apples

by Jack Tofft March 24, 2009

Clamato

1. n. - a bad tasting tomato/clam juice mixture, mostly mixed with beer or used to make a bloody mary. 2. n. - another name for a vagina when a female is "On The Rag".

1.> The man asked the bartender for a clamato and beer. 2.> Guy 1 - Hey! Did you hook up with that chick you met last night? Guy 2 - No man! She had a clamato!

by Jack Tofft March 31, 2009

Kong

Latin - bucatat yukfa 1. n. - A harry ape-like person 2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand. 3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large) 4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.

1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!" 2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can." (B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!" 3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!" 4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.

by Jack Tofft March 25, 2009