A fork of Rural Dictionary
two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.
"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."
a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.
"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
rubbing nipples with another woman.
"Damn! You're good at nippling!"
the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.
Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates* Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?" Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.
"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"
a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.
Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives." Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."