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Fifth Tag

Something you put down as your last tag when you can't think of anything witty.

What five tags should I put for the word Asshole? Hmmmmm; Ass, Hole, HoleAss, Justin Bieber...shit I can't think of one more. Wait, I'll just put down fifth tag!

Politics

OH SHIT!

I'm not getting involved in this.

Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.