A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!
Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.
It means honest. No, seriously, it does.
And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.
Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."
Jocelyn: What did he say?
Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.
Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.