A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack." Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air." Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in." Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment. shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid
two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science: Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass. Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning." Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night." Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."
verb: to chew on a dick noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell
verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything." Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob." noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?" Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob." Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?" Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.
Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!
Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils. People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
Guy A: "Dude, did you fart." Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong." GuyC: "Boy, it really is."