A fork of Rural Dictionary
Confidence brought on by being in a crowd or mob.
I had no problem yelling at the Sonics, I had total crowdfidence.
Verbal or nonverbal harsh reprimand (especially one which follows with a lecture).
My parents totally gave me a rom session when I came home late last night.
To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.
I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.
The onomatopoeic sound of two sexual bodies coming together and the moisture between them escaping whilst being moved--plunger-like effect.
All I could hear from their bedroom was klurg klurg klurg!
German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.
Fuck you, fatherfuckress!
A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.