Country Dictionary

bearded

1. something that is weird

That dude is bearded!

Yooman

1) A bipedal species, occasionally mistaken for humans, that does not walk on knuckles, and is known for inversion, and extreme ownership of other species
2) Pie
3) The result of not pronouncing the H in the word human

Yoomans are smarter than apes.

Yoomanosity

Humanity is to humans as yoomanosity is to yoomans.

Yoomanosity abounds in all its wondrous forms.

thrax'ed

1) The act of being infected with Anthrax.
2) The means by which you lay down bidness.

If you don't step off bitch, you will be straight up thrax'ed!