Country Dictionary

Proud Boy

Among ranchers: a gelding that thinks he still has his balls.

Aw, look at that proud boy prancing around the lady cows as of he had anything to offer. Adorable.

Kavanaugh

To bond with another male over sexually assaulting a girl, usually while intoxicated, and then slut shame her for it. Often done by wealthy young men being groomed for power.

Don’t worry, bruh, you can totally Kavanaugh a girl and still get nominated to the Supreme Court of the United States!