Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

a la cushy

An interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task.

Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread? Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.

by Jared Ellis October 10, 2007

Elephant man

The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.

Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite. Chick: Umm sure? (produces elephant man) Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?

by Jared Ellis March 09, 2008

Razzed

The state of being seriously intoxicated on any form of substance, generally refering to alchohol.

Example 1:Ive been tooting the rocks (smoking crack) all evening and im one razzed hobo, Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker, Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke. Guy1: What a player.

by Jared Ellis May 17, 2007

ejaculation chamber

Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks. Victim: Muffled screams. Rapist: MMMM yeh.

by Jared Ellis September 12, 2007

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 09, 2008

Glory stealer

Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it. Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look..... Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing? Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker. Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer. President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war. Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.

by Jared Ellis October 10, 2007

grand sham

A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.

Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored. Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs. Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.

by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008