A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!
Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?" Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person" Gertrude- "That's not true!" Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"