A fork of Rural Dictionary
Given name. Like Jackson - son of Jack, except with an X, so it's more like a Star Trek villain or a brand of kitchen cleaner. Also, odds are that your father isn't called Jack (at least not to your knowledge) - bit of a strange decision when you consider it like that.
If you have this name, you were likely born after the millennium to a couple of charming early-twenties, lower-than-average-IQ examples of the human genome. You will have both longevity and prosperity, however your chief torment in life will be repeating the phrase 'Yes, but with an 'X''.
- 'Jaxon, yes. Like Jackson, but with an 'X''
- 'So do you pronounce it Jax-ON instead then?'
- (Plaintive, profoundly weary sigh)