Country Dictionary

Graco

She is the empress of all disabled little jellyfish. Did you ever wonder why jellyfish look like plastic bags it’s because graco ripped out their insides and left them to die. She also comes in green. Jellyfish sold separately.

She is called graco

Dirty Elsa

A dirty Elsa is the art of having a woman put her lower half in a fridge until it’s cold then rubbing ice cream all over the vagina the woman’s partner then trys to lick all the ice cream off without getting hard if they fail they have to rub the woman’s shit on his face.

I did a dirty Elsa yesterday with my wife but I failed.