Country Dictionary

Shag

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is