Country Dictionary

Square Dance

When one male surrounds himself with four women on four different beds, connecting corner to corner so that he becomes inclosed, and thrusting in a rythmic fashion to each attendant why'll listening to folk.

I'm so exhausted. Me, Cindy, Trixie, ShaNayNay, and Esther got together and square danced all night long.

Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

Attendant

One who attends an orgy with little or no say.

Shut the hell up, Bob. You've got no say about what goes in your ass, you stupid attendant!