Country Dictionary

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

let's ice this joint

Basically the same thing as "let's leave".

Randy: Man this party blows.

Lahey: Yeah let's ice this joint and grab some cheeseburgers.

vampyrate

Faggot. (adj.)
Make up wearing transgender. (adj.)

John is a vampyrate, but he believes he's a vampire. In fact, he is a faggot (Vampyrate).

bersday

Takes place on a Thursday. Generally a day spent with friends or "bers"

Kid #1: what's poppin jimbo?
Kid #2: it's bersday so I'm spending the day with the bers
Kid #1: yessir