Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jana

The ship name for Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul. A very dead joke that no one thinks is funny.

Tana Mongoose: We are married. You make call us Jana
No one:

by Jim Laucher December 04, 2019

Perrier

Extremely expensive flavored TV static in a wine bottle. Created in France. Also known as sparkling water.

No one: I really want some Perrier

by Jim Laucher December 04, 2019

Tea Poisoning

When you get too much of the juicy tea to the point where you are sick of the drama

Tati: James is a predator
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning

by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019