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vomitorial

adjective:
Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.

The smell of that dumpster was so vomitorial that I actually barfed right there, on my own shoes.

by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

V. Rex

noun
A politically correct, office appropriate abbreviation for Vaginasaurus Rex.

OMG, Joan is such a fucking V. Rex. She's on a cunty rampage today.

by Jim Sammartino May 23, 2008

putrosity

noun
1. Putridness.
2. The degree of how putrid something is, typically in reference to that which is decomposing or rotting.

I gagged from the sheer putrosity of the bathroom after you took a huge dump in there.

by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

testicularity

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.

He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

doodicules

noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.

Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.

by Jim Sammartino May 17, 2008

megacunt

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.

by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008

Tronny

(n) A transgender fan of the movie Tron.

synonyms: Tronsexual, Tronsgender, Tronsvestite.

Ru Paul is a huge Tronny.

by Jim Sammartino January 25, 2011