A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. shoot a load
2. fire a high-speed stream in someones face
I blastizzled on your moms face, and your dad licked it off.
A girl who gets so wet her vaginal secretions run down her leg.
Man that girl was so wet it was like she had a lake in her pussy.
An amazing emotional hardcore band. There is no other band like beloved. and their will never be.
too bad beloved has now broken up.
Lasheka: have you heard that beloved is breaking up?
jimmy dean: are you serious nigga! I haven't heard of it yet.
Lasheka: yup..joe musten their screamer and drum player doesn't want to continue in music anymore. and so the rest of beloved decided to end beloved.
Jimmy dean: that really sucks...beloved is amazing. I was looking forward to their sophomore release. and now its over.
Lasheka: I cant believe this is happening! Im officially depressed...
schlong, talliwhacker, purple helmet warrior.
i smacked you in the face with my wang
i stabbed your mom in the eye with my wang.
Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.
grundle schnacks
Shaggy exploited his pet dog into giving him scooby schnacks, by starving the dog, and then providing him with only one source of food.
An orgasm arrived at soley by the stimulation of the grundle.
Her grundle throbbed as she had a grundlegasm.