Country Dictionary

Best beer ever, term only used in a place with a well established Carlton Draught rep. Has a tendancy to make you bloated, like after a few you can't get a tight fitting ring off your hand when some fine ass hoes head over.

Hey, what's this VB crap? I asked for a CD, tell the ho behind the bar I'm a bloody Director of this club and if she wants to keep working here she'll get my order right.

Using the slightly different Exkimo spelling "Soebahrue" which is pronounced EXACTLY the same, it means "Man who beds with seals"

I saw Chimok down on the ice floe doign that thing with the seals again. He's a total Soebahrue.

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.

a large red hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of US and Canada

Me an clyde were drinkin PBR's out in the woods and the biggest Ferrante I ever saw came mumbling out of the woods

Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.

"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"

"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"