Country Dictionary

A wussified child. Denoting a lack of testosterone, instinct, motivation, and confidence. Can often be found playing with tampons and insects.

My little gayby is injured, he mustve been found a big lizard!

Affects individuals who are yeasty and nicotine deficient. Results in looking pale, clammy, and noticeably more stinky.

Did you see her this morning? She's definitely got a case of the suds. Must've lost her vape...

Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.

Did he just say Bijan Robinson rice? Add it to Paul's Proverbs!

Toe fingers. Found on individuals with unacceptably long toes. Able to grapple, squash, and dominate. Culturally unacceptable so they reside covered like a hijab.

The Quan likes them tangers.

Individuals built with short stature, loud in nature, and mayo loving.

*thud* *thud* Fe fi fo fum, oh lawd better have a bagel ready. A bigguns coming...

Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.

Oh wow, look at the Southern Chimpanzee in its natural habitat. The couch.

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee