A fork of Rural Dictionary
The alpha male in a group of rednecks.
Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.
Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.
the base of the penis. Compared to a tree trunk.
Jason was wearing his jeans so low you could totally see his dick trunk.
The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.
Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.
When someone's pubes are poofing out the sides of a bathing suit or underwear.
Kevin's mom was at the pool and you could see her side pube without looking too hard.