Country Dictionary

Reggie Roby was an All-American punter at the University of Iowa and the Miami Dolphins. He was so good in fact, that he often outpunted his coverage. Well there are many ugly, dorky looking guys with girlfriends that are way too hot for them. Therefore, they are outpunting their coverage and should be called Reggie Roby.

Check out Reggie Roby over there with the smoking hot girlfriend

The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.

wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

1. Conversating with a girl, usually telling lies, to get her to give you her phone number or to let you beat.

"I went over and spit game to this fine ass girl last night."

A cocky arrogant peice of crap. He gets laid though.

Zeta-burn just died a horrible death.