A fork of Rural Dictionary
The untrue origin of any item of unknown origin.
Inquisitive one: Hey, where did you get that? Smart-ass: Famunda Inquisitive one: Where? Smart-ass: Famunda my balls
A bad situation. Often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. Sometimes related to bowel problems. Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances. Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.
"What's your big ed?" "I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well." "Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."