Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Harlem Hangover

The act of snorting a line of cocaine off the shaft of an African-American's erect penis.

Shaniqua, Dontrell's deek gave me such a Harlem Hangover!

by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007

Rimjob

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Junior Fatu

Used in reference to a "fat dick."

The wrestler Rikishi has a Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

t3h b3wbz

Those big ass honkahs dat is attashed to da frun of evree bich n hoe in Ha'lem.

Did yall just see t3h b3wbz on dat HO? I could juss ****....

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they: A) Swallow the feces, and/or B) Pass out. A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007