A fork of Rural Dictionary
A great person who will always be a good friend. Very self absorbed at Times but can be called to order rather fast Has such a big good side that she almost has no bad side that's why if you are on her bad side, you're part of a small few. Makes lame jokes that not even she can laugh at yet you will laugh at the effort she put in. A beautiful soul attached to a beautiful person.
Person1: that joke was soooooooooo dry!! Person2: Zandile made it. Person1: makes sense... She's fine though!!
A girl of dark nature. Makes corny jokes. In love with her own physical being and is over obsessed with midgets
Person 1: What's that black spec in the distance? Person 2: Oh that's just Zandile
Usually short in height and small natured but everyone knows dynamite comes in small packages. I small fire cracker with a Big explosion. A force to be reconed with. Has a sweet side but only if you're lucky enough to know them.
Stranger: why is that girl shouting at the waiter? Me: they got her order wrong twice. Stranger: who does she think she is? Me: don't say that! She's a Bernique... Stranger: oh snaaap. My bad.