Country Dictionary

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nipple ball

the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.

Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.

by john himself June 01, 2005

chinchillen

the act of feeling incredibly chill, mellow, without a worry in the world. usually used as a response to the question, "how you 'chillen?" a few minutes after smoking a bowl, joint, bong, blunt, chillum, or any other device for smoking marijuana.

Tony: "Yo Bob, how you chillen?"
Bob: "Chinchillen."

by john himself July 06, 2006

grubadelphia

Grabbing grub (food) in the city of Philadelphia.

"I'm going to get my grubadelphia on at Geno's Steaks."

by John Himself January 16, 2012

pwned

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source:
a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.'

P is for Pistol? Get it.

My PDW ran out of ammo so I pwned that nigga with my Glock 9mm.

by john himself June 24, 2005

bips

cocaine, yayo, cha, tony, snow, powder, yip, llelo, lohan, nose candy, white horse, don quixote

slang derived from 'yip'

jamaal: yo P, you got bips? lets hit tit

perry: time to hit the slopes

"i'm so bip"

by john himself February 03, 2009

makin' a play

To pull off a drug deal.

Jamaal - "Yo Willis, I'm makin' a play right now with Carmello. I'll hit you back."

Willis - "1."

by john himself August 06, 2007

Seattle

The city where the greatest American ever born came from, Kurt Cobain.

Once upon a time there was a band called Nirvana which was the greatest band in the world. Then Kurt Cobain was murdered by an assassin hired by Courtney Love. That bitch will rot in hell.

by john himself June 24, 2005