A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who will kiss up to someone and literally do anything for them in order to get something from that person.
John: Hi Mr. kennington, I would love to shine your shoes or do a favor for you. Btw, I need to get my grade up in your class.
Mr.Kennington: stop being a suck-up
Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke