A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.
john: "Why is she dating him?" tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford." or Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night. John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning. or John: I think I pulled my stafford last night Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk